So Easy, Only a Caveman Should Do It.
Thursday, April 22, 2010

Christianity, so easy, only a cave man should do it.
You Are What You Is
Thursday, April 15, 2010

I know you don't want to hear it, Bill, but you are a douche bag.
Ruffies Are Bad
Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Keep walking, Baby, I'm parked just over there.
Fashion
Thursday, April 8, 2010

For those that think I have no fashion sense...maybe you're right.
Special Occasion
Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Bishes are taking me out tonight! They have a big weekend planned for me.
Interrupt
Tuesday, March 23, 2010

We interrupt animal week with a Tattoo Tuesday announcement. WTF?
Tattoo Tuesday
Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Look, if you are going to put a tattoo of me on your body at least have the decency to make me look good. Blood is never a good look.
Famous Dating
Friday, March 12, 2010

Back when I was dating the Statue of Liberty's younger sister.
How Miracles Really Happen
Thursday, March 4, 2010

Really, when you hear all the stuff written about me you have to wonder if the writers were high. Most times they were.
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