Don't

Sunday, January 31, 2010


Don't even ask about yesterday...

Blow Club

Saturday, January 30, 2010


The 2nd rule of Blow Club is nobody talks about Blow Club.

WTF?


See my six-pack abs? Wait a minute, that isn't my abs...

Just Not Right


don't care if it is funny, this just ain't right...

Jaysus Has Two Fathers


Jaysus has two fathers. Imagine how immasculating the was for Joe.

The New Deal


OK, here's the deal. I'll stop patting your head and you have to stop thumping me in the nads.

Hey...


Hey, You, Get off of my cloud! Hey, You...

Belief


I can't believe he fell for the old, "Got Your Nose" bit, even at his age. Some people just have to believe in shit I suppose.

Porn


Joanne posted a photo on my wall of me with my new Iphone and when I clicked on the photo it took me to a site with a gay porn banner. I think I need to look over her shoulder while she on the net. I know the winters are cold up there, but damn girl!

mmmmmm...


Pork!

And...


And she's buying a stairway...to Heaven.

I Suck


There are some things I suck at...

Big


You know, this thing is getting larger. Maybe I should see a cardiologist or a dermatologist.

Life


Life, it's a crap shoot I tell ya.

Gift


OK, here is my way back photo of the day I was born and Wolverene brought mea a DVD as a present. Who need frankincence and myrrh?

Shy

Tattoo Tuesday


To honor Eduard Haas III inventor ot the PEZ dispenser, whom Dad called home last week; here is this weeks Tattoo Tuesday.

Sister Eunice


So I go to the Convent and what do I find?
Sister Eunice!

Sabbath


If any of you wonder why you don't hear from me from sundown on Friday to Sundown on Saturday, it's a sabbath thing and I shouldn't be hearing from you either. Sinners!

Job


But here's the job I got.

Head Shot


Here's the head shot I used when I applied for the job of being the creepy Burger King Guy.

Not Hired Because


I didn't get hired because they found this photo of me on the Internet.

Tattoo Tuesday

Thursday, January 28, 2010


It wouldn't have been so bad if this guy at least shaved before his Tattoo Tuesday photo. Gumby shouldn't have body hair.

Scale


If I hadn't eaten like a pig over the last two weeks I'd still be able to walk on this stuff.

Odd


Doesn't it strike you as weird that we were all Jews back in the old days, but none of us ever wore a yarmulke?

Demographics


I'm hoping for 100% coverage on Facebook in 2010.

You


You better believe it, wanker.

Tattoo Tuesday


It is Tattoo Tuesday. I woke up with this afted Dad and I went on a bender last week.

Birthday Toast


Very funny Sister Agnes. I made some toast this morning with the toaster you got me for my birthday.

My Birthday


See what I got?

Christmas 2009


Happy Birthday to Me!

Holy Cow.

Tattoo Tuesday


I mean, thanks, but Dude, that is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. Get a life, will ya?

Sighting


eah, so I was in a hurry and I walked across this pond and now it is a shrine. People? Knock it off!

Yeah But


Yeah but the tumor is gone.

Sorry Santa


This is just wrong.

Separated at Birth

Dude!


Dude, that's my mom. I mean WTF?

Rule


The first rule of Blow Club is no one talks about Blow Club.

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